Celebrity Dump

Britney Spears rushed to hospital for a cold because you know how celebrities are so much more "fragile" than we are. They are in and out of the hospital for things like exhaustion, when we would just go to bed and get some damn sleep.

And while wifey is in hospital K-Fed and his buddies decided to go have fun spraying bullets around ala Dick Cheney. Well when your white trash, jobless and a major asshole what else do you have to fill your day, actual work? Yeah, right.

Rumors are around that Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are breaking up. Might be for the best because if JT decided to get lippy one day, she could take him down. He's a wimp.

Shannen Doherty the bitch of Hollywood (I love her) was reportedly in a car accident with another vehicle and the other driver was hospitalized. Shannen is being named at fault and will be ticketed. Wonder how long we have to wait for this lawsuit.